I must confess.
I have fallen in love.
I was surprised...
...just as surprised as you probably are to hear me say such a thing.
Oh, I did my research.
I interviewed lots of folks before making my choice.
Then...one fateful day I was checking out the new setup at my local Kroger grocery store...
...and there it was!
On sale, even!
I couldn't embrace it quickly enough.
Not wasting a minute, I added it to my cart.
It is clean and tidy without making a drippy mess.
It is programmable and I wake up to its freshness every morning.
It is so smart that it shuts off automatically without my even having to remind it.
And every time I look at it, I get a smile on my face.
But, the best part is...